- FOR THE PROCRASTINATOR IN YOUR LIFE
 - SUPER SOFT
 - SUPER COMFY
 - SO COMFY THAT THE PROCRASTINATOR THAT WEARS THEM WILL BE EVEN MORE OF A PROCRASTINATOR
 
Socks for the man who likes to think he's a productive member of society. But he's not.....and you know it. He's the most skilled procrastinator you know.